Moose Knuckle Jeans

Definition:

A pair of pants Zane used to wear in which it looked as if he had a moose's knuckle where his junk should be. It is the male version of a camel toe.

Background

Zane used to always wear these until one night he was told about the bulge in his pants. He then was more attentative on how tight of a crotch he would get when buying pants.

Use

Those pants are so tight you have a moose knuckle.

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